Sunday, March 14, 2010


The "Nightingale Pledge"

I solemnly pledge myself before God and in the presence of this assembly, to pass my life in purity and to practice my profession faithfully. I will abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous, and will not take or knowingly administer any harmful drug. I will do all in my power to maintain and elevate the standard of my profession, and will hold in confidence all personal matters committed to my keeping and all family affairs coming to my knowledge in the practice of my calling. With loyalty will I endeavor to aid the physician, in his work, and devote myself to the welfare of those committed to my care.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Test 001



A panda walked into a tea shop and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the man at the next table dead, and walked out. Everyone rushed after it, shouting, “Stop! Stop! Why did you do that?”



“Because I’m a panda,” said the panda. “That’s what pandas do. If you don’t believe me, look in the dictionary.”

So they looked in the dictionary and sure enough they found… Panda: Raccoon-like animal of Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.